THOM BROWNE CARDIGANS & BLAMING YOUR PHILISTINE FRIENDS

Say whatever the fuck you want about Thom Browne, but the dude's designs are unmistakable. Roden Gray sells the above v-neck short cardigan for 1540 USD, which is an admittedly high price to pay for a sweater, especially a sweater your friends will assume you bought a few sizes too small, but refuse to return. "THIS IS HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO FIT, KURT.  IT'S THOM FUCKING BROWNE". Don't get mad at Kurt. It's not his fault. He doesn't know any better. Blame Kurt's parents, blame our society, blame the apathetic deity who long ago forsook this miserable rock and its legion of valueless inhabitants, but never blame Kurt. Just sit back, sip your barrel-aged negroni, and wear your extremely expensive cardigan in peace. Maybe turn your gaze inward and reflect on the fact that all your friends are philistines.