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It's the middle of summer, so I have nary a clue why I'm writing about this Cableknit Funmix Scarf from Thom Browne, but I'm writing about it and that's that. Once I start down a path, I'm committed to that goddamn path. Remember when Bush called himself "the decider"? It's basically like that, except my approval rating is much higher. Especially with your mom -- *swish*. Wow. Looking back on these last few posts, I realize that I've been somewhat abusive to you, dear reader, and for that I do apologize. I recently started a new job and have been a bit stressed, but I really shouldn't make excuses. Excuses are like assholes: everybody has one and aliens love to probe them. I'm not sure if that last part is actually true, but I feel like I'm on a roll here and I'm don't want to overthink it. So do yourself a favor and buy this scarf. It has pockets. Like Karl Pilkington's tie. Dude, I know, I buried the fucking lead with the whole scarf-that-has-pockets-thing. Think of all the dope shit those pockets could potentially hold: your keys, your credit cards, a crumpled piece of paper with your mom's number on it. I'm honestly just spitballing here -RB
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