YOUR HEAD IS A FLOURISHING TOPIARY

Hot tip, fam: get a good comb. It might seem like a bit of a frivolous expense (and to an extent it may be), but a well-crafted comb actually has greater utility than its cheaper, mass-produced cousins. Take this comb from Baxter of California.  They're handcrafted in Switzerland, which is all you need to know, given that Switzerland is synonymous with peerless craftsmanship. I got a free comb from an airline on a transcontinental flight and used it for the next two and a half years. Don't be like me. Don't fritter your life away, dragging a cheap piece of acetate through your lovely locks. Get a good comb and treat your head like the flourishing topiary it should be.