WOODSY WEEK - DAY 4: FILMING SHOT-FOR-SHOT REMAKES IN YOUR WOOLRICH PARKA

If you need something to wear while working on an Alaskan oil pipeline, look no further than this Woolrich Arctic parka (available from Oi Polloi in military navy and mill street olive), because that's what it's for. You could probably wear it while doing other things that are not Alaska, oil, or pipeline related, but where would the fun be in that? I've decided that I'm going to buy this thing and film a shot for shot remake of John Carpenter's The Thing, with me in every role, Eddie Murphy style. Or maybe I'll do The Grey​ instead, with me as Liam Neeson and the wolves. In all likelihood, I'll just drink the rest of this Mosel Riesling and forget the whole damn thing. What parka?