WOODSY WEEK - DAY 3: FLOAT YOUR BOAT WITH A SHUTTLENOTES COAT

What did we do in the time before the internet? I can scarcely remember those days, those dark ages, before emojis and Netflix, when we read dusty books by candlelight and churned butter by hand. For twenty harrowing hours, I relived that empty experience, completely cut off from the internet, unable to show you wonderful garments like this Shuttlenotes paraffin weather coat, available over at Mohawk General Store. Now, you're probably thinking "But, Rhys, is this not supposed to be Woodsy Week? That coat does not look well-suited to the outdoor recreational activities in which I enjoy participating" and you'd be right, Mr. Grammarian, except for the fact that this coat is water repellent, thanks to a layer of paraffin wax. So you will be both dry and exceptionally swagged out, while traipsing through the rain to buy artisanal fruit preserves or whatever dope nonsense you use your disposable income on.