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I'm willing to admit that I phoned it in with the title of this post, but that's okay because I try really hard and my emotions are more important than the objective reality of the universe, which is exactly why you should buy one of these Winter Session day bags (available in grey/black and black/black) and validate my subjective worldview. 20oz waxed cotton canvas sounds like some heavy duty shit and, because it sounds like it is, it definitely is. That's how life works. Read The Secret. At this very moment I'm visualizing this post receiving over 400 unique visitors. I'm extending gratitude to the universe in order to manifest my dreams. I'm wrapping myself in the voluptuous fabric of spacetime and sprawling out across the cosmos. There's basically no way this can fail. Thanks to quantum mechanics everything is possible, including selling over 19 million copies of the most bullshit book ever just because Oprah and her legions lack critical thinking skills. If we put our minds to it, all of us can become billionaires in less than a year. Oh, you don't believe me? That's a good choice. Your instincts are correct. I'm completely full of shit. Speaking of which, you should buy one of these bags and fill it with shit. I'm not going to tell you what to fill it with specifically, but I tend to like Starburst®. Most people seem to agree -RB
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