WHAT BIZARRO-ME WEARS

Present London is about to become my new plug for dope jackets. ​The Baracuta blazer above (available in both brown and curly tweeds) is an example of what bizzaro-me wears in the alternate timeline where I'm an antisocial super-sleuth who solves important crimes and has pithy tête-à-têtes with my apparently heterosexual life-partner, all while demonstrating my trademark admixture of intellectual prowess and Asperger's-tinted eccentricity. Sorry, I went on a Sherlock binge and have Cumberbatch on the brain. KHAAAAAAAAANN!