WHADDAYA BUYIN'?

Barena calls this joint a "Cardigan Todaro" and I have no idea what that means.  To me, it looks kind of like a single-breasted peacoat, but no one wants to discuss sartorial semantics (ACTUALLY I DO. MESSAGE ME IF U DO 2). The thick knit wool-poly blend is a clear winner here, with that powerful diagonal movement, and the only thing better than the fabric is the next level Euroswag that this garment automatically confers on the wearer. If life were an RPG, which in many ways it already is, you'd only be able to cop this sweater-coat off an out-of-the-way merchant, who only accepts obscure gemstones dropped by the incredibly OP cave trolls in a dungeon on the other side of the map. Hey, stranger! Whaddaya buyin'?