VOTE YES ON EDITIONS M.R. SHAWL COLLAR JACKETS & NO ON VISOR BEANIES

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Yeah, I know: two shawl collar garments in a row. You can be mad at me for failing to mix things up, but you can't be mad at this Shawl Collar Jacket from Editions M.R. (formerly MELINDAGLOSS), because you can't be mad at an article of clothing. That would make no sense at all. Unless it's a visor beanie. In that case, you are well within your rights to be mad. Hell, I'm getting upset just thinking about it. You must understand: I've owned multiple visor beanies. They used to, in fact, be my jam. However, I have since come to realize that the visor beanie is an abomination unto the fashion gawds and to wear one while not actively riding down a mountain on a snowboard is a grievous sin. What were you thinking past me? The dumb hats, the tight shirts, the color-coordinated hoodies -- none of those things are good ideas. You know what is a good idea? This Editions M.R. jacket. You know what else is a good idea? Opening an IRA account -- traditional or Roth, I don't judge -- and starting a diversified investment portfolio to help prepare for your retirement. That way, you can look back and thank past you for making smart decisions, instead of just cursing yourself for being an irresponsible spendthrift with terrible fucking fashion sense -RB