VERSACE, VERSACE VERSACE, VERSACE VERSACE

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In the immortal words of Quavo from Migos "Versace, Versace, Medusa head on me like I'm 'Luminati". What better way to convince your friends and acquaintances that you might be a member of an ancient totalitarian shadow government than to wear this Striped Medusa T-Shirt from Versace? It sells for 775 USD, so I assume it comes with a set of caviar spoons or something. What's that? No caviar spoons? Wow. That is one expensive t-shirt. I don't want to tell Donatella how to do business, but some handmade mother of pearl caviar spoons would really sweeten the pot here. If you're going to sell the most opulent t-shirt on the market, you might as well acknowledge the absurdity of what​ you're doing and embrace it. Look at this thing. It's like an entire Greek vacation distilled down to one acid trip of a garment that happens to cost almost eight hundred dollars. Upend your tin of Petrossian Special Reserve on it and for a moment, it could be worth thousands. Oh, shit. I dropped my diamond-encrusted monocle and it rolled underneath my Restoration Hardware daybed. I'm just kidding. Monocles don't roll well at all ​-RB