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In the immortal words of Quavo from Migos "Versace, Versace, Medusa head on me like I'm 'Luminati". What better way to convince your friends and acquaintances that you might be a member of an ancient totalitarian shadow government than to wear this Striped Medusa T-Shirt from Versace? It sells for 775 USD, so I assume it comes with a set of caviar spoons or something. What's that? No caviar spoons? Wow. That is one expensive t-shirt. I don't want to tell Donatella how to do business, but some handmade mother of pearl caviar spoons would really sweeten the pot here. If you're going to sell the most opulent t-shirt on the market, you might as well acknowledge the absurdity of what you're doing and embrace it. Look at this thing. It's like an entire Greek vacation distilled down to one acid trip of a garment that happens to cost almost eight hundred dollars. Upend your tin of Petrossian Special Reserve on it and for a moment, it could be worth thousands. Oh, shit. I dropped my diamond-encrusted monocle and it rolled underneath my Restoration Hardware daybed. I'm just kidding. Monocles don't roll well at all -RB
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