UNRIVALED LETS YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE FRENCH

If your list of life goals includes looking like you're French, then you ought to buy this "borderz" t-shirt from Unrivaled. Yes, Unrivaled is Japanese, but I never let facts get in the way of a good ole free association. Looking back, I realize that I probably don't give long sleeve t-shirts enough love on this blog, but they are clutch garments and I do appreciate them. Pair this one with some chinos and a Team Zissou beanie. Maybe buy a boat to complete the overall look. Or, if you're on a budget, buy a picture of a boat and tell everyone you own it. Then when they ask you to take them out on it, you just say "Sometime, sure" and never mention it again. There's very little that could go wrong with this plan.