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Man, UNIONMADE drops more dank exclusives than an early aughts DJ Clue? mixtape. This denim coverall jacket is from Journal Standard and every time you put it on, you should imagine Funkmaster Flex dropping a bomb in your honor. Let that flannel-lined, 13.5oz Japanese denim enfold you with its goodness and guide you to a moderately successful career as a regionally-known rapper, who parlays a couple of entertaining bangers into a decade-plus-long run of strip club appearances and disappointing studio albums. Then you can join the annals of Rap's Forgotten Relics, alongside such notable names as House of Pain and MC Skat Kat, and fade into history, only to be remembered in snarky blog posts, when the author needs to reference losers. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to listen to "Jump Around" and "Opposites Attract" like fourteen times in a row -RB
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