TTAG DOUBLE HEADER: FEAR OF GOD FLANNEL & PUBLIC SCHOOL PLAID

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I couldn't decide which brand's patterned long shirt to write about, so I just said fuck it and gave up on the entire decision-making process. Up top is the Fear of God Flannel (available in brown and blue) and below it is the Public School Rown Drawcord Plaid Shirt (available in beige and navy). They retail for 450 USD and 325 USD respectively. They are both good. Please don't make me decide between them. You wouldn't ask parents which of their children they like best. Oh, wait, you probably would, wouldn't you? You'd even do it in front of the kids, wouldn't you? Admit it: you're a monster. Admit it: You hate children. Admit it -- this whole thing will be much easier if you admit it -- you hate fun, hypothetical reader who is a dick at hypothetical kids' birthday parties. SMFH, broheim, I can't take you anywhere. You need to learn some tact, fam. Get your couth up, bruh. Brush up on those expectations, Mrs. Bucket. Kudos to you if you got that last one and you are also not my mom, because I know she got it. Anyway, between you and me -- seriously, what I'm about to write can't leave this blog -- I prefer the Fear of God shirt. No disrespect to Public School. I went to plenty of public school. But that's a story for another day -RB