TRYING TO CHANNEL JASON MOMOA IN ODDLY-SHAPED BROOKES BOSWELL HATS

This Brookes Boswell Yama Imo hat is so oddly-shaped, it looks like something the internet might briefly obsess over if the right celebrity wore it to the right award show. This joint was hand-blocked and handmade in Portland, OR, so its hipster credentials are beyond reproach. I strongly suspect that I'm not even close to cool enough to wear this thing. I know it's come up a couple of times, but I have a hard time with headwear. I put on hats trying to channel Jason Momoa, then realize that I've just emulated Paul Scheer on The League. That's why I stick with beanies. Defensive pessimism or depressive realism? You decide.