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This Tropical Wool Button Overshirt from Marni costs $595, so I hope 2 Chainz is reading this post, because he's one of the few people I can think of that could afford to buy this shirt. Okay, I know literally millions, if not tens of millions of people could afford to buy this shirt, but where's the fun in talking about them? How many chainz do they have, huh? Riddle me that, bitch. I don't have time to cater to a non-dual-chain-wearing audience. This isn't Men's Journal. Anyway, from here on out, I'll be speaking directly to 2 Chainz. Mr. Chainz, I think this shirt is right up your alley. It's expensive, it's cool looking, and it's got two big pockets, perfect for filling with Moon Rocks or whathaveyou. I should open a unisex boutique called WHATHAVEYOU? and sell sick shirts like this and get referenced by Jon Moy in a tl;dr. Do not steal my idea, Mr. Chainz. WHATHAVEYOU? is my baby. You have enough already. You have a big dually parked in your driveway and a Maybach in your living room. Please don't take my dream away from me. I may have only come up with it a minute ago, but it's still mine. I should have never mentioned this in front of you. Let's pretend this conversation never happened. Hell, let's pretend we don't even know each other at all. Well, there goes my tangentially-2-Chainz-themed post of the year. Hope you enjoyed it, everybody -RB
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