TRIALS & TRIBS

We all know shirts are shelter for your chest skin, but this Wood Block Print joint from Gitman Vintage (exclusively for Unionmade) is wearable art. If I ever have a kid, I plan on making shirts like this a staple in my Cool Dad™ wardrobe. Think of the impression I'll make on everyone at the PTA meeting when I slide in, wearing a 250 USD shirt that looks like a bunch of pocket squares assembled into some sort of fabric Voltron. I'll drop some serious procedural bombs like "per Section 88.2 of the bylaws" and "I move to establish a quorum",  then spend the rest of the meeting shooting off semi-sarcastic tweets about the trials and tribs of fatherhood.