TRAVELING EXCLUSIVELY BY BOXCAR IN YOUR ENGINEERED GARMENTS JACKET

I like this color block Engineered Garments Bedford jacket because it makes you look like how I imagine turn of the century hobos look. Given that the internet exists (in fact, I'm using it right now), I could easily check the veracity of that statement, but I won't, due to the potent blend of arrogance and apathy that governs most of my actions. I want to buy this jacket and start traveling exclusively by boxcar. I'd carry a bindle, use words like 'ambuscade', and generally emit an aura of downtroddenness.  Maybe I'd even get lucky and become one of the victims of the Mad Butcher of Kingsbury Run. I'm sorry to keep bringing up serial homicide, but it's been a strange week and I've been listening to too much Last Podcast on the Left.