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Buy one of these Tourist Coats from nonnative (available in cognac and wine, because of course it is) and get ready to start living that sweet, sweet fashion blogger life, by which I mean get ready to start eating that salty, salty microwaved ramen, because you spent all your food money on 528 USD tourist coats. What are you going to call your blog? Style or Die? Alphets of the Rich & Famous? This Blog Kills Fashion™? You can have the first two for free, but that last one is mine. That’s why it’s trademarked. I’m extremely litigious, so unless you want to meet me in the courtroom to beef over the goddamn corpus juris, I’d advise you to never fucking cross me. If you’re smart, your blog content will only be about ten percent fashion writing. Let the rest be shitty listicles and photos of you standing in front of various pieces of high-end graffiti, looking wistfully into the distance like a model in a fragrance commercial. I’m so hung up on the name This Blog Kills Fashion™, I’m strongly considering buying that domain and starting another fashion blog. Perhaps one focusing exclusively on capes and other drapeables. No? Not interested? Fine, we can brainstorm concepts later. Question: what kind of expensive coats do you pack when you commit tourism (a.k.a. travel)? Do you have a specific travel toothbrush or do you just bring your regular one? Do you ever sleep naked in hotel beds? I want to learn more about you. I have a hankering for information. Tell me your favorite color, your hopes and dreams, your bank account details. Not for anything nefarious -- I just want to know how the President’s new tax plan will affect my readership. Damn, that shit was topical. Okay, folks, tune in next time for more This Blog Kills Fashion™ -RB
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