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Forgive me in advance for the forthcoming bad pun, but this Fluffy Check Shawl Cardigan from Tomorrowland really checks all the boxes. Get it?! We're laughing. Are we laughing? I think we're laughing. Maybe we're crying. I can't tell the difference anymore. Sometimes I get my emotions confused and end up with tears in my cereal. It's okay though, because I like my food heavily seasoned. Do you like the flavor of salty milk? Don't answer that. Anything you say can and will be used against you. What emotion does that make you feel? Happy? Sad? Supercilious? Is that an emotion? See, I don't even know. I'm finding it harder and harder to keep track of feelings. Shit, I never explained what boxes this thing checks: kimono-style collar ✓, belted closure ✓, made in Japan ✓. Plus, at 675 USD, it's unattainably expensive, so toss on a few more ✓✓✓ for good measure. I wish I could tell you what I'm feeling right now, but, like I explained earlier, my brain is all scrambled, so it's impossible for me to expound on my own mental state with any certainty. I'd like to describe it as "jubilant", but I'm pretty sure that's the wrong word. Guess I'll just have to keep using different words until I find the right one. Resplendent. Amelliorate. Fortitude. Forty ounce. Okay, I think I got distracted there -RB
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