TODAY'S MATHEMATICS: VISVIM SANJURO COATS

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I was absolutely sure that I had already written about this Sanjuro Coat from Visvim, but it turns out I just strongly considered writing about this other super dope version of the same garment from their last release. They're both fire. Visvim is 100% undefeated and 100% unfuckwithable. If you're rich and you don't rock that Vis, we're done here, son. If I trip over a briefcase filled with money on a Monday, I'm flossing all Vis on Tuesday, son. Fuck is wrong with you, son? Sorry. I've been listening to a ton of Only Built 4 Cuban Linx lately and now all I want to do is pull heists and teach my seed Wu Tang karate, which I assume is like regular karate, only more esoteric and gangster. Raekwon and Ghostface are bad influences on me. I wonder if those guys dig Vis. I don't see why they wouldn't. Neither Visvim nor Wu Tang Clan are things to fuck with, so they have that in common. I really wish I could make a handful of highly influential rap albums and therefore be able to drop a rack (1172 USD, to be precise) on a single, immaculate item of clothing. Is that an unreasonable wish? Hold that thought. I need to come up with a mafioso name for myself, but I'm drawing a blank. Mark Macchiato? Tommy Shoes? Angelo "The Grey Bull" Balboni? None of those? I give up. You people are way too hard to please. You can't see it, but I'm shaking my head right now. Go do your homework. Peace, Connecticut ​-RB