THIS IS NEVER THAT HOODED C-SHIRTS & SHAME

​Images via Bodega

The garment pictured above is the Hooded C-Shirt from This Is Never That and, although "hooded c-shirt" sounds like the kind of bad sexual euphemism a stoned high school sophomore might dream up, it turns out to just be an awesome shirt. Something about it makes me want to ride around on a skateboard and carve up the city. Maybe hit an empty parking lot and work on heelflips. You ever learn heelflips? They're goddamn difficult. And don't even get me started on varial flips. We don't have time to go down that road. My lack of skateboarding skills is a constant source of shame. I don't want to make excuses: I'm too afraid of injury. It pretty much screws you as far as the whole road to sponsorship thing, when you're too terrified to ollie more than three stairs at a time. Also, I only figured out what a pressure flip actually was today, after watching a dope ass slow motion video that you're probably watching instead of reading the rest of this self-pitying post. I don't blame you for your decision. It's quite a good video, while this post is fair-to-middling at best, which is a shame, because this shirt is cool as fuck and worthy of a proper endorsement. Well, I guess it's too late now. Shame. Ring the bell ​-RB