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Don't tell our reptilian overlords, but if we all buy one or more of these SHIBUYA Souvenir Jackets from Vanquish (available in navy, olive, and black), it will make it 57.6% more difficult to read our thoughts through our armpits. Again, you didn't hear it from me, because if they find out I told you, they'll send me to one of the reeducation camps and we all know that the reeducation camps are just labs where they thoroughly examine your lower gastrointestinal tract. They are not gentle. I can never go back. You have to help me. Buy a jacket. Please. I have so many implants under my skin, I light up like a Christmas tree when I go through airport security. Fun fact: the TSA got the technology for millimeter wave scanners from extraterrestrials. Same thing with the internet. Pretty much all the modern tech is of alien origin: cell phones, hybrid cars, Tara Reid. Of course, they keep the really good shit for themselves. Imagine a gun that shoots warm apple cider donuts. They probably have that. Too bad everything you think you know is a single teardrop in the shit-bucket of global conspiracy. Everything you've seen, everything you've heard is part of an inconceivably elaborate stageplay designed to hide the truth that is right before your eyes. We're all flies in the ointment. FLIES IN THE OINTMENT! I'm sorry for yelling, but tell me you don't want some cute ass dogs on your jacket though -RB
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