THE SUPERIOR LABOR LEATHER TOTES & REMEMBERING THE WORDS OF THE GREAT POET

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As the great poet Christopher Brian Bridges (better known by his nom de plume, Ludacris) once so eloquently inquired, “What in the world is in that bag? What you got in that bag?”. And while that question may never truly be answered, I can state with unflinching surety that this Leather Tote Bag from The Superior Labor (available in brown and black) is ridiculously badass. The Superior Labor is based in the Okayama Prefecture, which is incidentally the denim capital of Japan (and, by extension, the world at large), so their work is beyond reproach by mere mortals like you or me, especially you. My well-documented Japanophilic predilections aside, these bags are objectively dope. They cost more than 600 USD a pop because that’s what they cost. Don’t argue with prices. You don’t want to pay for the things, you don’t get the things. It’s that simple. Looking is free. Take solace in that fact. Allow it to momentarily distract you from the perpetual torment of daily life. Remember that recent news? Indeed, it is bad. Quite bad. How about all your regrets? Remember those? Yeah, you do. I want you to take all that bad news and all those regrets and mash them together into one big ball of shit. Do you have it? Do you have a firm grip on that big ball of shit? Good. Now, what I want you to do is take that big ole shit ball and stick it right in whatever piece of crap bag you currently own. Do you feel better? Of course you don’t. I don’t have all the answers, but I do recall the sage words of the great poet, when he sang “I'm doing a hundred on the highway / So if you do the speed limit, get the fuck out of my way” -RB​