THE PLATONIC IDEAL OF A MODERN JACKET

Let's be realistic, fam: it's highly unlikely that anyone reading this will drop 1300 USD on this bulky jacket from Han Kjobenhavn, which is a shame, because it is approaching the Platonic ideal of a modern jacket. This is not the puffy Lands' End joint you rocked as a pre-pubescent fuccboi. This is the jersey-lined leather result of Danish genius. You ever read "Allegory of the Cave"? It's like we've spent our lives staring at shadows on the wall, believing them to be reality, only to escape the cave and see reality's true form in all its glory. Plus, it has a half-zip under one sleeve that, when left open, will get you props from every *reads Four Pins once* hypebeast in all the land. In b4 Jon Moy posts an epically tangential story about awkward interactions with girls in middle school that is decidedly more interesting than anything I've written here.