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These Black Culatta Un-Norwegian Derbys from Taichi Murakami cost 2250 USD, so you can dispel any fantasies of owning them immediately, unless you happen to be some sort of Saudi prince, with a stack of oil money burning a hole in your pocket. If you are indeed that sort of Saudi prince, good for you. Must be nice. In that case, I recommend buying these shoes and then putting on a one man show of Oliver! Maybe don't do the second part. I can't recommend that anyone do any musical at any time, least of all that musical. I hear those songs in my nightmares. Fuck that musical and, to an extent, all musicals. I intellectually understand that it's unfair to express hated for an entire genre, but I emotionally do not care. If you're upset that I'm maligning musicals, because you are a musical theater person and you know every word to every song in Oklahoma, feel free to hop down from the surrey with the fringe on top and post a comment insulting everything I love or even mildly enjoy. My sore points are classic cocktails, craft beer, and trash TV, just to name a few. Don't push it though. My skin is thinner than a sheet of perfectly rolled out phyllo dough and I take everything extremely personally. We don't need to start senseless beef with each other at this stage in our relationship. Shit, now I just want to eat an entire tray of baklava. Is that so wrong? Because if eating trays of baklava is wrong, then I might already have metabolic disorder -RB
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