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It must be good to be Supreme. I just returned from Japan, where the red box logo is almost as popular as karaoke or advertisements featuring cartoonishly anthropomorphized food items. The brand is so beloved in the Land of the Rising Sun, I bet you dollars to doughnuts that, in the last few days, I've seen more bogos than bentos. While I was there, Supreme spring/summer 2016 dropped and was subsequently gobbled up faster than a drowsy mouse in a pit of hungry snakes. At the time of writing, the above toggle band collar shirt (available in black, mauve, and white) is one of the only styles left in stock in the webstore, so cop now or forever hold your peace, because supplies will last about as long as a breath of fresh air at a drowning party. I don't know if it's due to my being out of the country for a week, but I'm obsessed with folksy Americanisms right now, often including comparisons to the ornery demeanor of alligators or superfluous female sexual organs on male livestock. Maybe if I keep this up, I'll finally get the TLC reality show I've always dreamed of, in which I give streetwear makeovers to backwood swamp people -RB