STAMPD BOMBERS & DANGLING DOODADS

Images via Kith

This Stampd double layer bomber (available from Kith in charcoal and black) is a sartorial Rorschach test: for sane people like me, the fabric straps recall the bomber jacket's military pedigree, while for those with underlying psychological conditions,  all the dangling doodads evoke the unyielding embrace of the straightjacket. Have you ever had a hard time going to sleep because you can't stop thinking about the novelization of The Chronicles of Riddick? That would be totally weird. I'm asking for a friend, not for me. I'm one of the sane people. You can tell because I spend so much time explaining that I'm not crazy, which is something a crazy person would obviously not do. Some might say I protest too much, but they're probably too stupid to know that Shakespeare's plays were all written by Sir Francis Bacon as part of a massive conspiracy to transmit secret Rosicrucian teachings and Freemasonic rituals. I'm definitely one of the sane people. Whenever I worry that I might be wrong about that, I just tell myself that if I was going crazy, I would know. If I was going crazy, I would know.  If I was going crazy, I would know -RB