SO DAMN PAINTERLY

These shirts from Kurt's Amsterdam are so damn painterly, they'd probably look just as good hanging on the wall of your studio apartment as they would adorning your precious torso. Kurt's does their silkscreening by hand, so the shirts have a level of uniqueness and individuality that you won't get in your average t-shirt. Unless you break into your local Urban Outfitters and draw on the BDG shirts, but I really can't recommend that. Plus, Kurt's shirts only cost about 67 USD; much less expensive than all the legal fees you'll have to shell out to the high-powered defense attorney you hire to represent you, after you get arrested coming out of Urban with an armful of graffitied t-shirts.