SLEEP LIKE A CAT IN YOUR GRIFFIN JACKET

This Griffin sleeping bag down jacket may very well be the single coziest garment ever constructed. Wear this jacket and enjoy cat-like sleep wherever you choose. Curl up on the stairs to ensure that you're underfoot or spread out on the bathroom tiles to stay cool during the summer months. Just make sure the floor is clean before you lie down, because you are wearing a down jacket that costs 1230 USD and you'll need to wear it every day for the next three years to vindicate your expenditure. Price aside, the biggest issue with this thing is the near-perfect probability that, after a night of heavy drinking, you will mistake its substantial form for an intruder and stab it fifteen times with a pair of scissors in a frenzy of drunken rage/fear.