SIPPIN SAUV IN YOUR NORSE PROJECTS ELKA

Whaddup, fam? I'm back from wine country (PEEP THE PIX) and ready to wax philosophical about pricey garments like this Norse Projects Elka collabo, which will keep you hella dry. How dry, you ask? Drier than the 135 USD bottle of cab sauv I sipped in Napa *rimshot*. Shit, now I'm actually not sure what the greater flex is: drinking fermented grape juice worth more than your shoes or wearing a PVC raincoat that makes you look like Donald Sutherland's dead kid at the beginning of Don't Look Now.