SHOUT TO MR. OWL

This Netted Double Breast Blazer is from Comme des Garçons Plus and I have no idea how one wears a garment like this. It's inspired by the netting militaries use to camouflage gear, but I doubt many governments will start copping 1,346 USD jackets (on sale for 404 USD over at Union) that make you look like a cross between D'Artagnan and a chicken wire fence. Here's what the blazer looks like on an attractive human male:

I don't like ambiguity: someone tell me how to feel about this joint. Is it avant-garde genius? Is it mastubatory farce? Is it just way too cool for me? The world may never know. Shout to Mr. Owl.