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If you're going to buy a linen jumpsuit, then I recommend that you buy this linen jumpsuit from Robert Geller, because damn is it nice. It's also surprisingly low-key, given that it costs 847 USD and is a jumpsuit. Depending on how much of an asshole your boss is, you might even be able to get away with wearing this thing in a business casual workplace. Just don't blame me if you get called into her office for a little talk, after one of your envious rat dick coworkers narcs on you, because technically you're not wearing a shirt and pants. It's not my fault that you work with a bunch of rule-abiding sheeple, who are all about following the letter of the law, no matter how ridiculous, in a perpetual reductio ad absurdum of blind obedience, rivalled only by that of Mildred Montag in Ray Bradbury's distopian masterpiece Fahrenheit 451. I guess what I'm saying is: buy this linen jumpsuit, then burn all of your other worldy possessions with a flamethrower -RB
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