I want to buy this pair of Panama black 24K sunglasses from SUPER by RETROSUPERFUTURE® and start yelling "2 CHAINZ!" at the top of my lungs, every time I enter a room. With the Euro and the USD seemingly headed for parity, now is a pretty good time to cop imports from the Continent. And what better import to buy than handmade Milanese eyewear? I don't know if there is one. For a long time, the only sunglasses I wore were aviators, which is completely fine if you're Brad Pitt, but less fine if you're not Brad Pitt. I don't check that often, but I'm reasonably certain that I am not (and probably haven't ever been) Brad Pitt, so I ought to branch out into other silhouettes. I imagine the process will go something like this:
Step 1: Get a new pair of sunglasses.
Step 2: Finally get on Snapchat and amass a loyal following.
Step 3: Popularize a random emoji with posts like "Keep on swimming, fam. Major 🐡" -RB
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