READER x FIELDS CLUB COLLAR SHIRTS & THE IMPORTANCE OF KNOWING THYSELF

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What you need to do is buy one of these club collar shirts from Reader x Fields (available in zen stitch, leaf print, paisley, and classic blue). What I need to do is make more money, so I can take more of my own advice -- advice such as dropping 195 USD on a perfectly-constructed, American-made shirt. Seriously, I'm like one of Steinbeck's embarrassed millionaires over here, except for that Steinbeck probably never said that. Confused? Good. Me too. I'm tired and disoriented. I know I like these shirts, but explaining my feelings would require work and work's not something I'm equipped for right now. These shirts are nice. In terms of pros and cons, they're mostly pros. Mostly. They're dry clean recommended, meaning you'll be supplementing your hefty initial investment every time you need your shirt cleaned. Then again, going to the dry cleaners is real #grownupshit and you might find yourself getting a perverse satisfaction as you exchange that pink ticket for a neatly pressed shirt. I'll freely admit that I do. But I'll also freely admit that I'm a fucking weirdo. It's important to know thyself, like Socrates and Drake say  -RB