PURELY UTILITARIAN BODY COVERINGS

This Norse Projects jacket is superfuckingtight. Oi Polloi just restocked a bunch of the brand's gear and you should strongly consider spending all your money on Danish garms. They call this particular jawn the Kyle Bubble Weave and it looks like it ripped free from your stylish grandmother's couch. This is the kind of eye-catching joint that everyone at the dinner party will notice as soon as you walk into your friend's industrial chic studio loft. Then when anyone asks about it, you'll totally play it down like "Oh, this old thing?", because you're uncomfortable with any non-internet-based human contact.  That is the ultimate menswear power move: pretending the clothes you wear are just purely utilitarian body coverings, not the physical manifestations of your deeply-held insecurities.