PHENOMENON SWEATSHIRTS & COOL MULLETS

This Phenomenon sweatshirt has an elastic band on the back that will make you look more interesting and allow your asshole friends to slingshot empty beer cans against your lumbar region. I like how it's all nondescript from the front, but then you pop around the back and find a weird, utility-free detail. It's the mullet of crew neck sweatshirts. Not a shitty Joe Dirt mullet, but a cool mullet, like Swayze's. Or Captain Planet's. Those dudes had great taste. I bet they'd dig this sweatshirt. I would write more about this garment, but now I'm super distracted and need to watch either Joe Dirt or like eight episodes of Captain Planet.