Images via Opening Ceremony
For the first time in a long time, I’ve been watching non-bloodsport sports, so today we’re talking about these Warm Up Jackets from Opening Ceremony (available in blue/red/white and black/green/white) because sports. They’re dope. And made of nylon. The jackets, I mean. Not sports. Sports are dope, but not made of nylon. Rest assured that I will be watching the ballgame tonight, wherever and whenever you happen to be reading this. That is my earnest pledge to you, dear reader, for I live outside of conventional spacetime. The math is very complicated, so we don’t need to get into it here, but trust me when I say that my physics are unorthodox as fuck. I get on it from quarks to quasars, my dude. I got all types of wormholes crackalackin over here, dawg. Galileo looked through his telescope and all he saw was me, G. Don’t disrespect my unified field theory of mind and make me flux compactify your ass. My brain is a D-brane. Y’all ain’t even on my submanifold. I don’t recommend clicking on any of those links, unless you have a ton of free time to invest in trying to figure out how the fuck the universe works via highly complex mathematical equations comprised almost entirely by Greek letters with superscripts of more Greek letters. This is why I typically stick to making casual references to Schrödinger's cat and Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle. I get to sound smart without having a firm understanding of what you’re talking about. People make fun of the Insane Clown Posse for the whole “Fuckin’ magnets: how do they work?” thing, but can you actually explain the physics of magnetism, beyond some lame ass “repelling poles” spiel? Whatchu know about electron subshells or the Pauli Exclusion Principle? Exactly. So leave Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope alone. Dude, who knew +TTAG Blog was so down with the Clown? -RB
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