OMG SHOES WEEK WRAP-UP: CROWN YOURSELF THE KING OF FLEXING WITH COMMON PROJECTS

Common Projects calls these the BBall Lows and if you play basketball in 449 USD sneakers, then congratulations, you are the king of flexing. It's Black Friday, so if you're not reading this right now, it's probably because you're currently dragging your discounted haul away from the smoking wreck that was once the local Best Buy. Woe betide those thirsty motherfuckers who line up at Macy's at six o'clock Thanksgiving night, eager to trample their fellow man for a doorbuster deal. Enjoy the Roku you pried from that kindly retiree's arthritic fingers. I hope it fills the consumer-electronics-shaped hole in your heart.