OMG SHOES WEEK - DAY 3: REDEEM YOURSELF WITH VEGTAN CLEAR WEATHER ONE-O-ONES

For better or for worse, everyone is giving their sneakers the Hender Scheme treatment, so prepare yourself for vegetable-tanned everything. The above Vegtan One-O-Ones from Clear Weather (available exclusively at Kith) look like the illegitimate progeny that would result from a drunken dalliance between a pair of Vans Authentics and some Clarks Desert Boots. Plus, they have fringe on them and, while it may be a polarizing adornment, I actually really dig it. I used to rock a pair of fringe-covered iPaths and they were definitely cool. Or at least they seemed cool to skateboarding eighth-grader me, but that asshole thought visor beanies were fashionable headwear. At one point, I owned oversized patchwork jean shorts. I'm yet to truly reckon with the fact that I made some very unfortunate sartorial decisions in my youth.