OBVIOUS JOKES ABOUT LE COQ SPORTIF KICKS

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I would like to tell you that I won't make any obvious jokes about these Quartz Vintage sneakers (available in classic blue/real teal and marshmallow/gray morn) from Le Coq Sportif, but that's not a promise I can make in good faith. If I need to make a dick joke to get through a post, then a dick joke I will make. I'm not that proud. Man, I was trying to focus on writing, but it's Monday and I got distracted by reading the comments section on hiphopearly.com. That is a deep, dark rabbit hole of unyielding idiocy away from which I cannot look. I hope none of you clicked through that link, because if you did, then you're probably not reading this right now. You're probably reading heated discussions about Jay-Z's cheating or Drake's new cover art or Lil Kim's butchered face, which pretty much lets me off the hook for today. I don't even need to complete this post. I could just drop a stream of lemon emojis, then bounce out and let you look that shit up like 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 but then I wouldn't get to say something about a penis walking around with fancy tennis shoes on its testicles and I feel like that was the whole point of this post ​-RB