NIKE TENNIS CLASSIC ULTRA FLYKNITS & A WHOLE BUNCH OF SKUNK-RELATED QUESTIONS

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Time to belly up to the bar and get yourself a pair of dope knit sneakers like these Nike Tennis Classic Ultra Flyknits (available in white/white and black/black, because colors are for plebs). Speaking of white and black, there's a skunk just cold chillin' outside my window, scratching around in the bushes, freaking out the neighbor's cat. And it's not the first time either. This little bastard is a repeat offender, a borderline stalker, a genuine prowler of the night. How am I supposed to feel safe in my home with it lurking out there, anal scent glands at the ready? It suddenly occurs to me that I know precious little about skunk-kind, aside from their odorous rectal expulsions. What do they eat? What do they fear? What do they taste like? Thanks to Wikipedia, I now know the answers to those extremely important questions and many more, which is why it's so important that we donate to Wikipedia and the other extremely important non-profits. But if you want to just buy sneakers, then just buy sneakers. I cannot and will not judge you, because I believe in the intrinsic value of free people, most of all when they use that freedom to buy sick kicks. Come on over, free people. Let's find out for ourselves how skunk really tastes -RB