NICE TOPCOATS & MAFIA NICKNAMES

This Chester wrap belted coat from Camoshita United Arrows costs 1500 USD at Unionmade, which sounds like a lot to spend on a topcoat, probably because it is. I'm attracted to the robe-style closure, due in large part to my fantasies of wearing actual bathrobes in public, a look popularized by Genovese crime boss Vincent Louis Gigante. You know what I really need? An on-the-nose mafia nickname like "The Beard" or "Normal Hands".  I'll be sitting outside a cafe,  reading a foreign newspaper and casually sipping my cappuccino, pretending not to notice passersby as they whisper my name with reverence: Rhys "Average Build" Bufford.