NEEDLES CARDIGAN COATS & EXISTENTIAL CRISES

Needles calls this joint a "cardigan coat", so it's obviously awesome. Cardigans and coats are both Things That Are Good™, making this a Thing That Is Good™ by the reflexive property of equality or something like that. What do you want from me? I'm not a mathematician. I'm just a guy advising you to buy a 483 USD coat because it reminds me of one of my favorite styles of sweater. Also, I find thigh-length coats to be quite flattering on me. It's kind of sad that all my fashion recommendations seem to emerge from a form of methodological solipsism. Or at least some sort of deep-seated narcissism, which seems more likely now that I think about it. If you guys bought something I wrote about on this blog, you'd tell me, right? Oh, no. Now I'm insecure and paranoid. Is anyone even listening? Am I just yelling into the void? Is this thing on?