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I will freely admit that it's ridiculous, but I fuck with this MR. COMPLETELY shell bomber. It's all but certain that weird versions of flight jackets will be the main form of outerwear in the future, so it would be prudent to start stockpiling them now and set yourself up for sartorial success. Everyone in 2042 will be like "Check out that old dude in the ruched sleeve bomber. How shrewd he must be," and then zip off on their hover scooters or whatever. I'm not sure what means of conveyance will have ascended to popularity by then. It's 2016 right now and we still don't have flying cars as promised by every cartoon I watched growing up. Why were we so obsessed with flying cars? Did we not consider the insane danger? Over 30,000 Americans die every year on the road, just dealing with two dimensions. Why would we ever consider adding a third? If we got flying cars, it would only be a matter of time until some drunk teenager crashed his mom's Sky Prius through the wall of my apartment and killed me mid-blog post -RB
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