MOUTH FLEX WITH TAKENOBU IGARASHI SILVERWARE

Images via Need Supply Co.

Let your mouth straight flex on 'em with some slick stainless steel silverware courtesy of prolific Japanese artist and designer Takenobu Igarashi. The fork, knife, and spoon  are all available at Need Supply for a mere 18 USD a pop, which is a small price to pay for utensils that look like they're about to get featured in the next issue of Kinfolk. Just know that buying this silverware will require you to considerably step up your cookery game, since all your current victuals will look like ass next to these elegantly crafted tools. Don't sully these joints with any of that Lean Cuisine-type shit; get on your gourmet grind. Poach, whisk, julienne, etc. Hope you're ready to hone those rusty knife skills, fam, because it's time to put on your Crocs™and step into the kitchen work triangle. Tangent: Crocs™ are superlatively swagless, but chefs seem to swear by them. Mario Batali even has his own special edition joints and the Bat-man is never wrong. You ever see that Munchies video where he kicks it with Action Bronson?  Good times, bruh. Damn I'm hungry now -RB