MARNI PANTS & THE HOUSE NÜ METAL BUILT

Images via Totokaelo

Did you know that JNCO actually stands for "Judge None Choose One"? I definitely didn't. I only ask because I find these garment washed wide leg pants from Marni (available at Totokaelo in olive and navy) to be vaguely reminiscent of the denim label's iconic ultra-wide jeans. If you haven't heard, JNCO (a.k.a. the House Nü Metal Built) recently relaunched its Heritage Collection, allowing a new generation of kids with terrible taste in music to experience JNCO's "non-conformist, innovative and truly original" brand. Hear that? That's the sound of a million Juggalos jizzing. Sorry. Even I got grossed out by that image. Anyway, if you've never tasted Faygo and happen to have 695 USD to spare, then these Marni pants might be for you. But if you're ever approached by a Juggalo while wearing them, just let him know that you are exceptionally down with the clown - RB