MARNI FRESCO SHIRTS & XENOMORPH EXEMPLARS

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I have no idea who reads this blog, so I can't be certain what percentage of you already own 🔥shackets, but I won't rest until the number is an even 💯 (I'm told the kids like emojis, so play along). The 🔥 shacket on deck today is this Marni two ply fresco shirt, which Union sells for 1095 USD. That's a fair amount of money to spend, blah, blah, blah. I'm over it. I'm not going to try to justify dropping a rack on a shacket. You can either afford it or you can't (I can't). You'll either buy it or you won't (there is no try). But this is a perfect piece. It cannot be improved by addition, subtraction, or substitution. When the aliens finally reveal themselves and I'm the human tasked with explaining the combination shirt/jacket to them, this is the one I will use as an exemplar. Perhaps, if we're lucky, after we show the xenomorphs our shackets, they will show us the wonders of the galaxy, in an act of Prometheus-like condescension, rivaled only by that time when your cousin taught you how to open a beer with a BIC lighter -RB