LOOK STRONG IN AN UNUSED FISHTAIL PARKA

This UNUSED fishtail parka has a 13.5oz Japanese denim outer and that is an extremely strong look, my droogies. It costs 876 USD over at Haven, which sounds about right. I don't know about you, but when I hear "classic military fishtail parka" and "premium, 13.5oz Japanese indigo denim outer", I expect the price tag to be somewhere in the "Blow a Bag" range (as it is technically known). Is a denim parka a reasonable garment to own? I don't know. Probably not. But I'm captivated by this thing nonetheless. There's just something so damn appealingly science fiction about it. I can only assume this is the kind of gear future-me wears, while he sips spiked milk and fantasizes about ultraviolence.