Impress all the war hawks around the water cooler with this Carter military shirt (available at Armitage & McMillan) from Krammer & Stoudt. It's made from 100% cotton, features dual front chest pockets, and is the perfect way to declare your undying loyalty to the military industrial complex. I don't think it would be at all hyperbolic to say that if you don't buy this shirt, you definitely hate America. Maybe you'd like to ponder your lack of patriotism while undergoing a little re-education down in Dulce Base, at the hands of extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids. Oh, don't kid yourself, dear reader: reptilian aliens are the true ruling caste of this planet. Every single geopolitical event in your so-called "history" books is a piece of carefully planned pageantry, orchestrated by the New World Order, the Thule Society, and the Draco-Orion Empire. Two pieces of advice: watch out for black helicopters and never trust a motherfucking reptiloid.
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