KITH KITTLES PULLOVERS & JADAKISS LAUGHS

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Yo, fam, peep these Kith Kittles Pullovers (available in orange, purple, and yellow) from the KITH 96 collection, which, for some reason, involves Jadakiss and The Lox. Peep them pockets, son. Waterproof zippers, son. What you know about that mesh patch pocket? That's where you keep the two-way. Gotta keep the pager close. Don't want to get distracted here, but Waterproof Zippers is definitely the most underrated Ghostface album. True fans know what I'm talking about. Or do they? I forgot what we were talking about. Something to do with lox. Or was it gravlax? Either way, cured salmon is legit and I could really go for a bagel right now, but I'm in Los Angeles and the bagels here taste like IKEA furniture -- *Jadakiss laugh* --  so bagels are off the menu. How do you guys feel about pastrami? Personally, I'm all for it, but I won't judge you if you disagree. Indeed, that just means more pastrami for me. I feel like I should somehow tie this smoked meat tangent back into the pullovers I was originally writing about, but I'm way too lazy to negotiate that segue. I guess you could put corned beef in the pockets and start calling yourself Beefy Bags, but that would be a silly thing to do and I don't recommend it. You know what I do recommend? Listening to some Jadakiss songs from the early aughts and reminiscing about a simpler time, when he blithely accused George Bush of orchestrating 9/11, in the middle of a heartfelt social justice track. Happy Monday, fam -RB